Crazy Noodles is a Chinese noodle shop on the second floor near Lan Kwai Fong in Central, Hong Kong, serving mala noodles and dan dan noodles. The menu also includes galbi noodles and potato noodles, with spice level, numbing level, scallions, peanuts, and cilantro adjusted on the order form. Orders are placed by checking options on paper, and the shop is quiet at 11:50 a.m. on weekdays before filling up by the time you leave. There is no signboard, and the building's floor markings are confusing, so you have to go up the stairs past another noodle shop on the lower floor.